Inkjet Willy saw an injustice and set out to make things right. His journey to penny-pinching superhero status began when a disdainful office-supply store clerk told Willy there was as much ink in an average black-ink printer cartridge as in a standard ketchup packet. His anger grew upon calculating a gallon of printer ink purchased in a cartridge would cost roughly $4,731. Upon learning color HP ink cartridges cost over seven times more per milliliter than a 1985 bottle of Dom Perignon champagne he roared “That’s just not right!”
So the mild-mannered engineer directed his technological talents towards scowering the Internet in search of major discounts on inkjet and toner cartridges. Over countless sleepless nights, Willy labored to develop a printer-ink-powered backpack that would allow him to blast into savings. At long last he lifted his head from a tool-scattered workbench and cried “Eureka!” Willy had found just the right combination of multi-hued inks to power a pack that would turn him into every printer user’s superhero of savings.
Next Willy set about designing an unbeatable program that would allow him to combine discounts of up to 90% on one handy website. Again Willy remained sequestered in his drafty basement. Bent over his keyboard in a room lit only by the gleaming computer monitor, Willy tapped away, scrutinizing endless lines of code and making minor adjustments that would lead to major savings.
Exhausted, he called upon the powers of penny pinchers everywhere to help him in this hour of need. Suddenly, code began streaking across his screen, correcting and tweaking as it went. In a flash, the Inkjet Willy website was complete.
All that remained was for Willy to create the now distinctive grey-and-blue uniform that would strike fear into the hearts of those who lusted after your hard-earned cash. Then strapping on his trusty powerpack, Willy streaked off into history as a hero to the common man.
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